Feature Product – Liquid Dreams Fan
This week’s feature product is our “Liquid Dreams” fan named after the classic 90s hit song “Liquid Dreams” by O-Town who gives a fantasy-induced shoutout to some of our favourite divas including Destiny’s Child, Madonna, Janet Jackson, J-Lo, Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie, Cindy, Tyra and Halle. This five piece boy group
orgy were apparently a fountain of testosterone and who doesn’t love a fountain of testosterone? Anyway, back to the matter at hand: our feature product.
We gave it the name “Liquid Dreams”, because like the song, it was about creaming your pants, which is what this fan makes you do. It’s made of natural bamboo ribbing and a vinyl material that reflects colour differently at every angle. Gorgeous, yes? Usually glistening a fluorescent orange or soothing blue, it’s a feast for the eyes – especially at the beach, poolside or basically anywhere in the sunshine. It has a liquid feel and is frankly, quite mouth-watering, which might pose as a problem for all you extra thirsty hoes who are already frothing on the regular.
Later, Squirrel Friends!