F*ck Fan

 The only thing more satisfying than yelling it is cracking it. 

Specs:

Silk screened metallic gold on black fabric with black bamboo rib.

12″ long x 20″ end to end when expanded.

Rivet attachment at base.

Makes that extra loud, satisfying clack sound.

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