You’re Cancelled Fan

USD $21.95 USD $12.99

You’re Cancelled. Now, back to regular programming.


Black fabric with white screen printing and black bamboo rib.

12″ long x 20″ end to end when expanded.

Makes that loud clack sound you’re looking for.


This item qualifies for free shipping on orders above $50 for US / Canada and $99 for international.

In stock

SKU: 0183

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Have you ever encountered someone with a lot of nothing to say? Stop them while they are ahead with a you’re cancelled fan. It is likely you have found yourself in this situation before, therefore you should prevent wasting your time in the future. Everyone has an opinion, including yourself, but you don’t need to listen to everyone else’s. Invalid statements, long winded explanations, boring answers and lame conversations are going to be a thing of your past once you have this fan. You deserve a piece of mind and peace and quiet. You deserve an out – perhaps you need an out. People’s bs will be a thing of your past. Embrace it. Cancel them immediately. Reclaim your time and go back to your regular programming.

Additional information

Weight 0.122 kg
Dimensions 33 × 3.5 × 2.6 cm