Unfortunately we don't make single customs fans, but if you're interested in larger quantities or wholesale inquiries for registered businesses please contact firstname.lastname@example.org!
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A majority of our products are available for wholesale to registered businesses. Please contact email@example.com for more information.
Dirt Squirrel offices are open Monday through Friday, 9 am to 5 pm, PST.
We observe provincial and national holidays in accordance with the Province of British Columbia and the Government of Canada.
We love holidays as much as you do, Squirrel Friend!
A majority of our products are just online for now, so go grab daddy’s plastic!
You can find the Dirt Squirrel team out and about at various prides, festivals and conventions across North America and the UK.
Select products are available at locations across the USA and Canada – please reach out for more information!
Our philosophy is that the customer isn’t always right. But, neither are we. So let’s talk about it.
We're happy to help! If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to reach out to us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Our products come in a variety of sizes and styles. For more detailed information please refer to the individual product descriptions for each specific items sizing. Most of our products are available in sizes XS-3XL, and we're constantly looking at expanding our offering!
Our underwear fits true to size and we offer sizes S-3XL on most undergarments. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest going up one size.
You are! Remember that time you scampered home mid-day looking disheveled and covered in unspeakable things or that time you showed your family jewels and hugged the toilet for a couple of hours after too much chardonnay? It was very becoming. Keep displaying those moral inconsistencies, honey.